everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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