That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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