When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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