There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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