I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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