Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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