Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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