I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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