If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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