no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
