I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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