I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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