benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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