You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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