so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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