When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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