So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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