"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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