Me too!
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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