The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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