I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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