this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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