have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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