She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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