we have officially lost it.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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