wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
