Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I woke up under a house in Key West
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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