would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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