Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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