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(317): View more from Indiana

So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?

(1-317): View more from Indiana

Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.

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(248): View more from Michigan

My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.

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When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?

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(206): View more from Washington

I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.

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(913): View more from Kansas

That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed

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