So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i used baking grease as lip gloss
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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