I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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