Got a toothbrush?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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