she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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