Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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