I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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