Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I need a beard to bite.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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