This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Randomize
