She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Do vagina's smell?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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