I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I know her cup size but not her name....
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