is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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