I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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