You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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