his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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