just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Randomize
