Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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