Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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