Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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