Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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