Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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