Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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