We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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