he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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