he wants to bone in the snuggie
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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